January 2011
55 posts
Oh damn.
Lost your pen = No pen
No pen = No notes
No notes = No study
No study = Fail
Fail = No diploma
No diploma = No work
No work = No money
No money = No food
No food = You get skinny
You get skinny = Then you get ugly
Ugly = No love
No love = No marriage
No marriage = No children
No children = Alone
Alone = Depression
Depression = Sickness
Sickness = Death Lesson: Don’t lose your pen or you will...
“I think it’s perfectly sweet of you,” she declared, “and I’ll get up again,” and she sat with him on the side of the bed. She also said she would give him a kiss if he liked, but Peter did not know what she meant, and he held out his hand expectantly. “Surely you know what a kiss is?” she asked, aghast. “I shall know when you give it to me,” he replied stiffly, and not to hurt his feeling she...
trigger warning: graphic image of cruelty to...
WHAT THE FUCK
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
bryanjayy:
REMEMBER THE VERY FIRST TIME YOU...
Alex Gaskarth: Cassadee, how do you feel about having a vagina?
Cassadee Pope: I regret it.
Alex: I thought you would.
You know that feeling?
superheronights:
The feeling of having somebody to like? Someone to look forward to seeing every day and worrying about what to wear just so that person would look at you. Being loud and doing silly things to get their attention just so you could have an exchange of smiles. It feels like they are the whole reason for you to wake up everyday. Yeah, I miss that feeling.
feeling neontastic,
anyone?
“Capture something invisible, organize it, give it movement, then spit it back...”
– Lights
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