December 2011
66 posts
Jade: Say you love me.
Beck: Magic word.
Jade: Please.
Beck: I love you.
Teacher: The Mongols were unable to conquer Japan because of the Kamikaze winds-
Me: OH COMET COME DOWNNNNNNN
Teacher: ...which is also how the Japanese bombers got their name-
Me: KAMIKAZE OVER ME
Teacher: .....
Me: MY MIDNIGHT MELODY
Emma: I'm not good at this stuff.
Adam: At what? Talking?
Emma: Yeah, talking. Communicating. Relationship stuff. If we were in a relationship I would become a weird scary version of myself. My throat starts constricting. The walls start throbbing. It's like a peanut allergy, like an emotional peanut allergy.
Adam: Well, I can't date you either. You're not my dad's type.
How to annoy a Hunger Games fan.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Taylor Swift is going to be on the soundtrack for that movie, the Hunger Games? I'll probably go see it now, I love Taylor Swift.
Person 2: What's the Hunger Games? Oh, is that the one that's supposed to be the new Twilight?
-later-
Police: So you're saying these people just spontaneously burst into flames at the same time?
Because if I be your girlfriend, I'll be that...
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The awkward moment when you don't know why you're...
wowfunniestposts:
“So a few weeks ago I was in Jakarta, India, and I had a kidney stone. Grown...”
– Adam Young (on his lovely…kidney stones)
When people say "Tell me about yourself."
lifedeathlovewar:
fallingthroughtheair:
and let’s not forget
And, of course
oh, and:
Pedo stache not included. ;D
Let’s not forget the most important one…
Shortest horror story ever:
Adam Young: I'm no longer making music.
*screams*
