Oh my gosh Adam is an awkward turtle.
- Interviewer: Howdy, Adam! What are you up to today?
- Adam: Well right now my laptop and I are sitting on a lawn chair with a hole in the seat somewhere in the leafy hills of Idaho. Ironically I'm in the woods in the middle of nowhere and I don't see any potatoes in sight but thankfully I'm picking up a fairly strong internet signal from a lonely unsecured wireless network called "Touch my afro and I'll kill you." There must be a nightmarish mountain man with humongous billowing hair lurking in a cabin somewhere nearby. I must be cautious and not make too much noise while I'm doing this email interview.
- Interviewer: You've been told you sound a lot like Ben Gibbard. Gibbard married the hot elf from the movie Elf. Is there an elf in your future?
- Adam: I would like to publicly confess that I'm not particularly attracted to girls with pointy ears who enjoy hanging out with creaky fat men in red suits, but in a word: Yes.
- Interviewer: Alright. Thanks for taking the time, Adam. Any parting comments?
- Adam: I bought a pair of swimming trunks at Wal-Mart yesterday. They have palm trees on them.
Reblogged from You Breathe In When I Exhale
